The best thing I like working at a warehouse is....while the cat is away......the mice will play.
Essentially...while the boss is gone...we, us mice play. Joking and...I mean come ON....its a warehouse for fucks sake. You have got to have a perverted mind. Like...for instance..... Keith and my manager were teasing me...and so the first few words that popped out of my mouth was
'what? you guys double teaming me now?'...............think about it for a few minutes...... yeah...there you go.
the best part was my manager was like 'yeah but youd like that.....' .....actually yeah i would....those words should have stayed in my mouth.
okay....past my fuck ups and making myself easy to fuck with...or as keith says, bent over at the waist ready to take it up the ass.
here are a list of names that should SOOOO not be in a warehouse....
willy wong
gagendeep (thats a first name)
kooch
moan (yes, moan)
titvok
assman (no spelling errors)
asshile (again, no spelling errors)
Annus Tai (dude...the guys name is ANUS! if any would love to see the pic of said name, let me know)
bigger
chambers
sit does happen (i know its not as fucked up as the others...but its a dog training company....)
there are so many lees, wongs...among otheres that you think your head would explode.
funk
sunami (add a t and what do you have?)
suzuki
ozawa
then theres the orrs......dude gets a dildo through amazon......
focak
umm.....im gonna have to look closer tomorrow.... OH!!!
Jesus Wong ...... -.-"
there...that ends my humor for the day.....
if you would ever like more...come to blaine and visit pacific mail and parcel....make sure youre a fly on the wall. xD
